Yes it has been awhile, you could say that I was merely observing, like watching a category 5 tornado approaching a rural town. So what have we missed:
Marikana incident/massacre depending on which dam party you support:
Nkandla - over 200 mil on security upgrades... but no extra cash for miners, doctors and teachers!? Something's dam wrong
Welcome our latest 'Marxist' party. The leader is worth millions... totally relatable, down to earth guy. Here he is making friends... dam!
What did i miss... oh yes the dam COUP
The storm keeps growing and growing. Leveling anyone caught in its path... there goes the dam cow
Welcome back fellow angry-men!